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    PostSubject: Bad English!!!   Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:49 pm

    Seorg sopir lagi nyetirin boss bule Amrik, kebetulan lagi sial.
    Mobilnya nyodok kendaraan di depannya krn mendadak berhenti. Dgn
    terbata˛ ia minta maaf kpd si boss:
    "Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I Check, the wheel no flower again."
    ("maaf pak,saya rem2 nggak makan, stlh saya cek rodanya nggak ada
    kembangannya lagi.")
    Begitu si Boss mau ikutan ribut sama yg ditabrak, dia bilang:
    "Don't follow mix Sir! the bring that car if not wrong is the children
    fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! let know taste."
    ("nggak usah ikut campur pak, yg bawa mobil itu kalo nggak salah anak
    buah dr manajer keuangan, dia memang goblok bukan main, biar tahu rasa.")
    Besoknya si supir gak masuk kerja, terus pas lusanya dia masuk si boss
    bule nanya:
    "Why you're not coming?"
    Jwb si supir :
    "I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind."
    ("maaf boss badan saya tidak enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin.")
    "I really don't know what's your point!" kata bossnya
    "Yes how yes?.... I am alone migrain Sir will how the speak, but yes
    already, how many-how many, people Java can speak England...", jwbnya serius.
    ("ya ... gimana ya?... saya sendiri puyeng Pak mau bgmn ngomongnya tapi
    yo uwis lah.. piro-piro wong jowo iso ngomong Inggris.")


    amper mati tatawa ta ada baca ini wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

    smg kalian jg sama
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:22 pm

    hahahahahaha..menghina javaness ini
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:32 pm

    nda bermaksud madam vespa^^

    cm humor kok^^
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:48 am

    ehhhmmm..sejak dahulu kala sampe skarang blum pnah d baptis jadi madam vespa qt p nama Very Happy Razz
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:53 pm

    seorang pribumi bertabrakan dengan sorang bule...

    Pribumi : I'm sorry sir...
    Bule : oh, Im sorry TOO...

    [pribumi bingung]
    Pribumi : I'm Sorry THREE..
    [bule juga bingung]
    Bule : why you have to sorry FOR?

    [pribumi makin bingung]
    Pribumi : I'm sorry FIVE...


    [si bule lalu berlalu dengan muka bingung]





    cape' deh.... Whatever
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:48 pm


    _________________
    Lebih mudah menaklukkan komputer, daripada menaklukkan hati seorang wanita
    www.hikari-community.co.nr
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:29 pm

    wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
    nice raven^^
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:05 am

    arti nya apa kang?????? Cool

    wkwkwkkwwkkwwk
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:36 pm


    lucu-lucu...
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:14 am

    lucuuuu raven Senyum
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:14 pm

    lucu..lucu...aja

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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:50 am


    dorang kira kita gila tatawa sandiri ada di warnet kampus
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:39 pm

    so pernah baca
    mar emang tetap masih lucu
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:23 am

    tiap hari baca leh tetap lucu
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:06 am

    eyin wrote:
    tiap hari baca leh tetap lucu
    ah ikut˛ eh nich anak satu...
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:15 am

    yang namanya cerita lucu biar baca berkali2 tetap lucu..
    nda perlu iko2 p ngana PD
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:35 pm

    ah mangaku jo...

    nda katu semua itu perlu contoh untuk belajar menjadi yang lebih baik..
    (lagi pengen serius mode on)
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:46 am

    serius situ eh..
    sow ada yang larang sow mo b lawak PD
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:44 pm

    nda ada sih...
    cuman pingin mengontrol diri supaya nda terlalu terbuang emosi tatawa
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:46 pm

    jangan simpan2 kwa kalo mo tatawa lebe terpendam bkng nda enak hati mo gila sendiri ngana
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:35 pm

    kita nda simpang2 cuman jaga2 supaya dp stok nda abis
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:36 am

    kalo kita biar tatawa trus stok nda pernah abis
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:16 am

    ah, klo stok nda pernah abiz...

    apa nda bahaya itu????

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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:40 am

    mungkin bisa menyebabkan kematian...
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    PostSubject: Re: Bad English!!!   Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:59 am

    Aduh jang sampe kasiang...

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