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Mr.B
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 |  Subject: Bad English!!!  Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:49 pm | |
| Seorg sopir lagi nyetirin boss bule Amrik, kebetulan lagi sial. Mobilnya nyodok kendaraan di depannya krn mendadak berhenti. Dgn terbata˛ ia minta maaf kpd si boss: "Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I Check, the wheel no flower again." ("maaf pak,saya rem2 nggak makan, stlh saya cek rodanya nggak ada kembangannya lagi.") Begitu si Boss mau ikutan ribut sama yg ditabrak, dia bilang: "Don't follow mix Sir! the bring that car if not wrong is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! let know taste." ("nggak usah ikut campur pak, yg bawa mobil itu kalo nggak salah anak buah dr manajer keuangan, dia memang goblok bukan main, biar tahu rasa.") Besoknya si supir gak masuk kerja, terus pas lusanya dia masuk si boss bule nanya: "Why you're not coming?" Jwb si supir : "I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind." ("maaf boss badan saya tidak enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin.") "I really don't know what's your point!" kata bossnya "Yes how yes?.... I am alone migrain Sir will how the speak, but yes already, how many-how many, people Java can speak England...", jwbnya serius. ("ya ... gimana ya?... saya sendiri puyeng Pak mau bgmn ngomongnya tapi yo uwis lah.. piro-piro wong jowo iso ngomong Inggris.")  amper mati tatawa ta ada baca ini wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk  smg kalian jg sama | |
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Luv13
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 Number of posts : 270
Age : 32
Location : Tondano
Points : 81
Registration date : 2008-12-30
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:22 pm | |
| hahahahahaha..menghina javaness ini  | |
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Mr.B
Expert
Number of posts : 403
Age : 32
Location : coconut swinging a.k.a nyiur melambai
Points : 0
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:32 pm | |
| nda bermaksud madam vespa^^
cm humor kok^^ | |
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Luv13
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Number of posts : 270
Age : 32
Location : Tondano
Points : 81
Registration date : 2008-12-30
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ravensquad
Novice
Number of posts : 69
Location : dimana jo ngana suka....
Points : 8
Registration date : 2009-01-07
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:53 pm | |
| seorang pribumi bertabrakan dengan sorang bule... Pribumi : I'm sorry sir... Bule : oh, Im sorry TOO... [pribumi bingung] Pribumi : I'm Sorry THREE.. [bule juga bingung] Bule : why you have to sorry FOR? [pribumi makin bingung] Pribumi : I'm sorry FIVE... [si bule lalu berlalu dengan muka bingung] cape' deh....  | |
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y0ng_en9el
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Age : 35
Location : In your heart
Points : 78
Registration date : 2008-06-10
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:48 pm | |
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Mr.B
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Number of posts : 403
Age : 32
Location : coconut swinging a.k.a nyiur melambai
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Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:29 pm | |
| wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
nice raven^^ | |
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eyn_mutz
Pro
Number of posts : 994
Age : 32
Location : KOTA CAKALANG
Points : 137
Registration date : 2009-01-07
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:05 am | |
| arti nya apa kang??????  wkwkwkkwwkkwwk | |
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nice_girl^^
Student
Number of posts : 111
Age : 30
Points : 7
Registration date : 2009-01-11
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:36 pm | |
| lucu-lucu... | |
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Luv13
Whiz
Number of posts : 270
Age : 32
Location : Tondano
Points : 81
Registration date : 2008-12-30
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:14 am | |
| lucuuuu raven  | |
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M_Negro
Moderator
Number of posts : 485
Age : 32
Location : UNKLAB
Points : 66
Registration date : 2008-06-07
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:14 pm | |
| lucu..lucu...aja
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eyn_mutz
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Age : 32
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| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:50 am | |
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lovely
Expert
Number of posts : 772
Age : 30
Location : with you
Points : 73
Registration date : 2009-01-11
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:39 pm | |
| so pernah baca  mar emang tetap masih lucu | |
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eyn_mutz
Pro
Number of posts : 994
Age : 32
Location : KOTA CAKALANG
Points : 137
Registration date : 2009-01-07
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:23 am | |
| tiap hari baca leh tetap lucu | |
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lovely
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Number of posts : 772
Age : 30
Location : with you
Points : 73
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eyn_mutz
Pro
Number of posts : 994
Age : 32
Location : KOTA CAKALANG
Points : 137
Registration date : 2009-01-07
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:15 am | |
| yang namanya cerita lucu biar baca berkali2 tetap lucu.. nda perlu iko2 p ngana  | |
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lovely
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Age : 30
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| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:35 pm | |
| ah mangaku jo...  nda katu semua itu perlu contoh untuk belajar menjadi yang lebih baik..  (lagi pengen serius mode on) | |
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eyn_mutz
Pro
Number of posts : 994
Age : 32
Location : KOTA CAKALANG
Points : 137
Registration date : 2009-01-07
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:46 am | |
| serius situ eh.. sow ada yang larang sow mo b lawak | |
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lovely
Expert
Number of posts : 772
Age : 30
Location : with you
Points : 73
Registration date : 2009-01-11
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:44 pm | |
| nda ada sih... cuman pingin mengontrol diri supaya nda terlalu terbuang emosi tatawa | |
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eyn_mutz
Pro
Number of posts : 994
Age : 32
Location : KOTA CAKALANG
Points : 137
Registration date : 2009-01-07
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:46 pm | |
| jangan simpan2 kwa kalo mo tatawa lebe terpendam bkng nda enak hati mo gila sendiri ngana | |
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lovely
Expert
Number of posts : 772
Age : 30
Location : with you
Points : 73
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| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:35 pm | |
| kita nda simpang2 cuman jaga2 supaya dp stok nda abis | |
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eyn_mutz
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Number of posts : 994
Age : 32
Location : KOTA CAKALANG
Points : 137
Registration date : 2009-01-07
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:36 am | |
| kalo kita biar tatawa trus stok nda pernah abis | |
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jzt.nwbie
Administrator
Number of posts : 529
Location : /home/jzt.nwbie
Points : 109
Registration date : 2008-09-16
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:16 am | |
| ah, klo stok nda pernah abiz...
apa nda bahaya itu????
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r09u3
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Points : 93
Registration date : 2009-01-28
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jzt.nwbie
Administrator
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Points : 109
Registration date : 2008-09-16
| | Subject: Re: Bad English!!! Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:59 am | |
| Aduh jang sampe kasiang... 
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